Andkon's Daily Rightings
Andkon is the shining bacon of the 21st century, single-handedly leading humanity out of the uncertain present. Apart from managing the world's best arcade, he writes daily to cultivate the ignorant masses.
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The last time I went to the doctor, many things happened. This time the nurse managed to take my blood pressure over my shirt which is as idiotic as using a plastic bottle as a condom.At any rate, the shocking revelation this time around wasn't cancer or STD's I got from toilet seats, but the fact that I've gained 50 pounds in over two years. Yes fifty. Back junior year of high school, I weighed a mere 120 pounds, providing lightning quickness and agility to sit my ass on the bench all season long. I'm still fed up about that, as everyone can see, mainly because things have stagnated and haven't gotten any better, as everyone can see.
The last time I went to the doctor, many things happened. This time the nurse managed to take my blood pressure over my shirt which is as idiotic as using a plastic bottle as a condom.At any rate, the shocking revelation this time around wasn't cancer or STD's I got from toilet seats, but the fact that I've gained 50 pounds in over two years. Yes fifty. Back junior year of high school, I weighed a mere 120 pounds, providing lightning quickness and agility to sit my ass on the bench all season long. I'm still fed up about that, as everyone can see, mainly because things have stagnated and haven't gotten any better, as everyone can see.
Fox News?: Combo of Entertainment and Thought Police
The last time I went to the doctor, many things happened. This time the nurse managed to take my blood pressure over my shirt which is as idiotic as using a plastic bottle as a condom.At any rate, the shocking revelation this time around wasn't cancer or STD's I got from toilet seats, but the fact that I've gained 50 pounds in over two years. Yes fifty. Back junior year of high school, I weighed a mere 120 pounds, providing lightning quickness and agility to sit my ass on the bench all season long. I'm still fed up about that, as everyone can see, mainly because things have stagnated and haven't gotten any better, as everyone can see.
ressure over my shirt which is as idiotic as using a plastic bottle as a condom.At any rate, the shocking revelation this
ottle as a condom.At any rate, the shocking revelation this ti
r of high school, I weighed a mere 120 pounds, providing lightning qui
bye
bye
The last time I went to the doctor, many things happened. This time the nurse managed to take my blood pressure over my shirt which is as idiotic as using a plastic bottle as a condom.At any rate, the shocking revelation this time around wasn't cancer or STD's I got from toilet seats, but the fact that I've gained 50 pounds in over two years. Yes fifty. Back junior year of high school, I weighed a mere 120 pounds, providing lightning quickness and agility to sit my ass on the bench all season long. I'm still fed up about that, as everyone can see, mainly because things have stagnated and haven't gotten any better, as everyone can see.
September 17, 2005 @ 12:45
Fox News?: Combo of Entertainment and Thought Police
The last time I went to the doctor, many things happened. This time the nurse managed to take my blood pressure over my shirt which is as idiotic as using a plastic bottle as a condom.At any rate, the shocking revelation this time around wasn't cancer or STD's I got from toilet seats, but the fact that I've gained 50 pounds in over two years. Yes fifty. Back junior year of high school, I weighed a mere 120 pounds, providing lightning quickness and agility to sit my ass on the bench all season long. I'm still fed up about that, as everyone can see, mainly because things have stagnated and haven't gotten any better, as everyone can see.
ressure over my shirt which is as idiotic as using a plastic bottle as a condom.At any rate, the shocking revelation this
ottle as a condom.At any rate, the shocking revelation this ti
r of high school, I weighed a mere 120 pounds, providing lightning qui
bye
bye
The last time I went to the doctor, many things happened. This time the nurse managed to take my blood pressure over my shirt which is as idiotic as using a plastic bottle as a condom.At any rate, the shocking revelation this time around wasn't cancer or STD's I got from toilet seats, but the fact that I've gained 50 pounds in over two years. Yes fifty. Back junior year of high school, I weighed a mere 120 pounds, providing lightning quickness and agility to sit my ass on the bench all season long. I'm still fed up about that, as everyone can see, mainly because things have stagnated and haven't gotten any better, as everyone can see.
September 17, 2005 @ 12:45
Fox News?: Combo of Entertainment and Thought Police
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 | Barbara, I no longer accept tests in fuschia. Also, "if it's in green, I punch out your spleen." |
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| So "if it's black, I get it back"? | |
| No, "if it's not black, I stab you in the back." And then rape you. |
 Andkon © 2005, as if. | |
September 17, 2005 @ 12:45
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