Stuf Archives is the place for critique against the issues that others do not dare criticize. Two word summary: defiantly provocative. If you want to bombard me with your comments in a clever and intelligent manner please check my current contact information. If you want to drown me with your sappy, sad, or pathetic drama please write me a letter and mail it to Santa. He'll know for sure to forward it to me. Also, there is an commentable archived version of my blog featuring all the classic hits from August 2003.

Andkon got a bad grade. Teacher calls tells him he's a failure. Andkon gets her back, two years later.

Something to show your British friends when they are feeling down in the dumps.

"Andras 'andkon' Konya has written another critique of the mozilla.org website. Speaking in the third person, he writes: 'Andkon has written a new essay asking, Is Mozilla Bleeding Away End Users? Through the use of statistics Andkon concludes that the new design fails to convince a considerable amount of Internet Explorer users to download Firefox. As a solution, Andkon designed a supposedly user-friendly template with a feature Flash demo and a space-saving contraption for extensions and themes. He also comments on the upcoming New York Times ad.'" source: Mozillazine.org

"Sometime Mozilla antagonist Andras "andkon" Konya has written an essay on how the Mozilla Foundation can attract new users by improving its website. Andkon takes a critical look at the current mozilla.org front page and the main Mozilla Firefox page before presenting an alternative front page design that he believes will cater better to the needs of end users." source: Mozillazine.org

Brian Hogue's theory on Stephen Dedalus' repressed homosexuality.

A short but somewhat dense essay on one of the numerous contradictions of Marxism.

A somewhat follow up to the Random Page on Women.

I took some of the goofy icons from ready.gov and added my own helpful messages to them.

Some essay I had to write for class. I imply to author is confused and doesn't exactly know what he's talking about, which I assure you he doesn't.

I show my contempt at the Democratic presidential candichumps.

Are you a school that bans Andkon.com and hasn't responded to my emails? Well, I have just the website for you...

Art Exhibit: A pixely rotating gif of me.

Andkon's site gets banned from a school's network. Andkon writes a letter to the school's administration. An open but calm debate should ensue.

A few events from my life and analyzed.

First person to translate the formula to English gets their name on the page.

The FIRST and ONLY Tim Berners-Lee Fan Site.

Being the foremost literary critic of our times, I have took the liberty to write one-liners to some books I've read recently.

Topics discussed: justifications for dating a baboon and me.

Being the scop that I am, I absolutely decided that I must to record some of last year's great phrases from Juuunior year. They are put into real and unreal categories. Having no hesitacio about it, here's the list.

I recently got an email from Chinua Achebe, the author of my winter break required reading.

Read the amazing story of how Andkon.com was rescued with only hours remaining until total annihilation.

Having burnt all my C++ garbage over a year ago, I was surprised to find C++ files on my computer. Being in the spirit of giving, here's the brilliant programs I wrote. Featuring such hits as cout << and apstring Candidate1, Candidate2 this collection is going to the most popular on Andkon. (I actually understood the shit at this point of the "class.")

Everyone is on for a shock as to where the idea for the new homepage came from.

With 6 comic strips, hilarity ensues.

Mozilla.org's new layout is just terrible. Helpful suggestions are outlined.

With over 200 pics and a dozen videos, the Pulitzer is gonna come any day now. The pictures are much better than last year's crop.

I took some awesome pictures and short video clips of the monster flood. The Pulitzer Prize winner photos from this bunch will be announced later.

Essentially, I train you to be as cool as me for free.

Since I can't get a date on my own, why not enlist the help of people in high places?

What happens when you have write an essay on a topic that sucks? Ramble on about how dumb the proposed topics are until you have met the page requirement and yada yada yada. Then turn it in for a grade.

It's so shocking, it's bound to make some people get heart attacks. Features Juuuunior AC English and water polo inside jokes.

An orgyful of old essays I recently found. Comical comments added before each essay.

I went to dasani.com. I found a few pictures that they use for advertising all across America. I opened Photoshop and went crazy.

Ever have those weird instant messages where someone calls you hot? Well most people on account of their ugly ass faces (as in ugly ass-faces), don't but I sure do.

After calming down, I managed to make a short and completely accurate analysis that proves the RIAA wrong.

The music industry sucks and is supported by a bunch of artists who suck and are no talent hypocrites.

An artifact from the time I was a volunteer counselor at some camp. I nicknamed it Camp Bushy Beaver but none of the other counselors got the joke. Lameo-s.

Although I never actually meant all of what I wrote about Hummer owners in my ramble, it is pretty obvious the ramble was actually an understatement. The story begins as I notice that I got links from the nice people at the Elcova forums for the H2. The debate went on to have many angles, all of which I won. Pretty damn hilarious, very much worth the somewhat long read. You can only use the links from the page with .html files as the actual saved forum files have dead links. Read amazing things like how Andkon is a communist, how an atheist Kafka was motivated by Jesus, and how anyone in favor of common sense gun control is someone who wants to ban all guns.

Mozillazine.org, like all Mozilla affiliated entities, love to censor anti-Mozilla views. The saved files differ from each other not because I edited them but because I saved each page at a different time. I have been completely banned from Mozillazine.org and can't even respond to completely false accusations. Kind of ironic considering Mozilla is open source. Open source with closed views, that is.

Just what it says. Everytime you have a problem, just come to this page and it will heal you. It won't call you stupid, gay, or dumb. Let the the page help you.

I think everyone should write a letter to the President. Of course, only one person, that's me, can ask him to resign and swap places with me. It's certainly worth the try. Obvious risks include being sent to Guantanamo but that doesn't deter me.

I am tired of seeing Hummers on our roads. The people who drive them are insecure jackasses who have an inferiority complex.

I pride myself on beating every single outlet of media on the death of Saddam. I beat everyone by at least two weeks. Just because I made up most of my story (such as that Saddam was assassinated by his generals) shouldn't disqualify me. It's not as if the coverage of the war was any good for a journalistic standpoint anyways.

Speaking out on issues that don't directly affect me at all is cool. Anyways, I wanted to make a logical argument against abortion and I think I came up with the magic essay just for that.

While searching thru some old papers, I found this classic adventure, perhaps my first essay dating back to the pre-Andkonian (PA) days of 4PA. Back in middle, this was the single most hilarious assignment anyone came up with. Even if snowmonkeys don't make you laugh, this historic piece sparked my interest in writing.

This is a project made for my English class. Enjoy.

How dare I attack one of them most respected people in the field of web design? Well, I have uncovered that Zeldman is not the great guy he wants everyone to think he is. His corporate projects are sites that completely contradict not only what he is preaching but pretty basic web design rules as well. His partners' sites do not even validate. I am going to let you decide why Zeldman acts so hypocritically (money?, fame?) as this essay is based solely on fact and observation.

This 3rd article on Mozilla features commentary on past articles, the present state of affairs, and what thefuture might hold for Mozilla. Arguments against Mozilla's imagery are presented. Expect tirades on Mozilla's entanglement with AOLTW and Mozilla's inability to produce a worthwhile browser. Wacky scenarios of how Mozilla will end are here as well.

I never really liked Internet Explorer, it was only my default browser. The only browser really that could work. Sure, there was Mozilla which was up to par with Internet Explorer, but I felt a bit of aversion to them. I tried Opera 6 before, but it was nothing "special" or extra to them, apart from their buggy CSS and DOM support. But now, Opera 7 has hit the bullseye. Even though only the beta is out, Opera has shown the big boys at Redmond and AOLTW how to make a good browser.

I am disgusted over the choice of Mozilla's artwork. I do not see how the people over at Mozilla do not feel sickened that the artwork they use is copied from a system that killed 100 million people. "Enjoy" the art exhibit.

What is the ideal tax system? We could probably forever argue about that, but my system would that take the nightmare our of doing taxes?

Spending two whole months in Hungary was fun. After it was all over, I got over 700 pictures and short video clips. I weeded the repeats and compiled the best of summer 2002 in 400 reduced size pictures and video clips. Enjoy as some of these pictures are truly splendid.

Are you a 20-something male adult right out of college who just joined up the workforce? Ever wanted to get drunk with high school teenagers to feel "cool" again? Well, drop that beer can before you do anything and read on as this might as well save you.

I would say ass, but that's a little too harsh. Oops. Well anyways, if you want to make an ass of yourself say these quotes. These are proven to work. A sample situation is provided for each quote along with a proven result. Use these to your disadvantage all the time, with style!

I strongly dislike the "wildly popular" computer language C++. My experience with it has been nothing but a disaster plagued by incompotency, stupidity, and nagging headaches. I went as far as writing a letter to the unkempt inventor of C++ in which I asked him if could have invented anything more lame. And yes, he responded. This newly updated article includes pictures of the burnt C++ wreckage.

This much anticipated second essay on this topic corrects the rampant errors of the first one (Corporate Fraud: Mozilla). It also solidifies the abuses cited previously. The issues focused on are open source and how AOLTW uses it to its advantage, how the volunteer programmers at Mozilla are tricked, communism and mozilla, and what this all means for us all.

Coercion is a wonderfully well-written book by Douglas Rushkoff that examines how we are forcefully influenced, or coerced, in our daily activities. Rushkoff does not present the facts in a "conspiracy" manner; the facts are scary enough untouched. This 8000+ word summary was written by mistake, however, it is a good if you cannot read the book as a whole.

The new web browser Mozilla is nothing but a sham. Although it claims to be free from any corporate influence, it is a project funded by the $165 billion giant, AOL-Time Warner. It also tricks the unpaid programmers that make the browser.

Recording and software companies want you to feel sorry for them and not download anymore from filesharing programs (such as Kazaa, Morpheus, AudioGalaxy, and BearShare). This essay explains, once and for all, why it is completely legal to download.