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<title>Title Goes Here: Happy Five (#203) [7]</title>
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<tr><td class="profimg1"><img src="/xtra/professor.jpg" alt="" /></td><td class="proftext1">Sources tell me that the website we used to be on turns five  today.</td></tr>

<tr><td colspan="2" class="classimg"><img src="/xtra/classbear.jpg" alt="" /></td></tr>

<tr><td colspan="2" class="classtext">Oh, that fucking sellout.</td></tr>

<tr><td class="profimg2"><img src="/xtra/professor.jpg" alt="" /></td><td class="proftext2">Barbara, without advertisers breathing down Andkon's neck, we can now openly talk about niggers. That's right, I said it and I'll say it again: <b>niggers</b>. N-I-G-G-E-R-S. And, we can openly watch <a href="http://www.teensarea.com/">hardcore porn</a> now. And... no one will be offended!</td></tr>

<tr><td colspan="2" class="classimg"><img src="/xtra/classbear.jpg" alt="" /></td></tr>

<tr><td colspan="2" class="classtext">Because they realize that freedom of speech is a very important part of any civilized society?</td></tr>

<tr><td class="profimg1"><img src="/xtra/professor.jpg" alt="" /></td><td class="proftext1">No, Dick. There's no "they." It's very difficult to offend without an audience to take offense. Ah, the privileges of no one knowing you exist. For example, because no one sees me masturbating behind the administration building before class, I can freely do it without repercussions.</td></tr>

<tr><td colspan="2" class="classimg"><img src="/xtra/classbear.jpg" alt="" /></td></tr>

<tr><td colspan="2" class="classtext">We do see you and you have been asked by the police not do it repeatedly.</td></tr>

<tr><td class="profimg2"><img src="/xtra/professor.jpg" alt="" /></td><td class="proftext2">Oh.</td></tr>

<tr><td colspan="2" class="copy"><img src="/xtra/copyicon.jpg" alt="" /> <a href="http://www.andkon.com/">Andkon</a> © 2005, as if.</td></tr>

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<title>Title Goes Here: Welcome Back (#202) [0]</title>
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<tr><td class="profimg1"><img src="/xtra/professor.jpg" alt="" /></td><td class="proftext1">Welcome back everyone! That was one hell of a long summer break.</td></tr>

<tr><td colspan="2" class="classimg"><img src="/xtra/classbear.jpg" alt="" /></td></tr>

<tr><td colspan="2" class="classtext">Well, if you hadn't put that ton of explosive sodium in the pool...</td></tr>

<tr><td class="profimg2"><img src="/xtra/professor.jpg" alt="" /></td><td class="proftext2">Well, it's nice to know no one appreciate my attempt to create Oceanography 101. And Barbara, haven't you learned anything? Don't assume I know what I'm doing just because I have the word professor is in front of my name.</td></tr>

<tr><td colspan="2" class="copy"><img src="/xtra/copyicon.jpg" alt="" /> <a href="http://www.andkon.com/">Andkon</a> © 2005, as if.</td></tr>

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<title>Andkon is 21, Andkon's Daily Rightings Go Into Hiatus [8]</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>As I have discussed elsewhere, the <a href="http://www.andkon.com/arcade/"><b>Andkon Arcade</b></a> came into being as a way to for me gain independence during my high school days by drawing attention to my writings. It was a place to retreat without having teachers tell me how crap my writings were. Now, somethings have changed over the years: high school ended and I desperately wanted to quit college, which started to happen almost a year ago. In that time, the Andkon Arcade has grown into a fledgling corporation that soon will advertise itself across thousands of sites. A new server is planned to make room for the expected million plus new visitors.</p>

<p>With all these changes, I have not however stopped writing: it's just not on this site anymore. Hence, there is no need to continue this site. I joined <a href="http://mwillett.org/Debate/"><b>Debate Unlimited</b></a> which now houses my <a href="http://mwillett.org/Debate/search.php?search_author=andkon">lowercase daily rightings</a>. The forum seems to be unlike any other: the level of retardation is very low and English is the official language (as opposed to AOLese for every other damn forum out there). While most of the forum does not revolve around casual dinnertime topics (religion and politics), the Mind and Matters is a misc zone full of offbeat topics like Martian trees, cooking roadkill, and economics. <b>All are encouraged to join and post.</b></p>]]></description>
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<title>Chairman Andkon for Secretary Andkon [4]</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>With the one-year anniversary of my independence coming up, my only connection to college is the Honors class email I regularly receive (hereafter known as spam). Honors you may recall is the program whose only remarkable achievement was me naming courageunfettered.com after them (after they failed me). Anyways here the email:</p>

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Dear Honors Upperclassmen,<br /><br />

Hope you all had an awesome summer and ready for the fall semester. We have a secretary position open for the honors program.<br /><br />

The position mainly consists of assisting the administration. Duties include making copies, getting books from the library, running errands, coordinating events, correspondence with honors classes and faculty, etc. Working knowledge of basic computer programs is needed. Hours are flexible and you can work up to 10hrs. The pay is $5.50 per hour.<br /><br />

If you have any further questions, let me know.<br /><br />

If you are interested in the position, Please e-mail Dr.Hall @ -----@stthom.edu as soon as possible with the times you are available for an interview and he will contact you.<br /><br />

Have a great fall semester and stay tuned for info on an upcoming honors cook-off.<br /><br />

-Gency-<br /><br />

Honors Program Secretary
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<p>Hmmm.. +7% of minimum wage. I am so damn glad I quit college.</p>]]></description>
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<title>Mission Accomplished [3]</title>
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<p>Less than a year ago, the Andkon Arcade donned advertising that has rescued me out of the past twenty years of total crap. The original goal of the intact andkon.com with both arcade and writings was the same as with the commercial Andkon Arcade: to create my independence.</p>

<p>I started andkon.com in 2002 because school was beginning to suck major ass. I slowly realized that if I were to escape with my sanity, I'd have to expand beyond school. I also realized that while my writings were brilliant sure as hell no one would would visit a site just for that. So the arcade was an ad-free ad for myself to draw the crowds in to the writings. If you're here but you don't personally know me, it has worked.</p>

<p>The original goal was quite temporary though: high school was going to end and then college too, so the writings were more of a palliative treatment to endure crap until something better. That something better is now.</p>

<p>With that said, the writings will of course continue but let's welcome another two-week hiatus! (I do write daily, <a href="http://mwillett.org/Debate/search.php?search_author=andkon">here</a>.)</p>]]></description>
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<title>Hiatus [4]</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>In the past few summers, I've been away from computers for the most part. These gaps were nice sabbaticals that allowed me to recharge. So, no new rightings for the next two weeks.</p>]]></description>
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<title>Andkon for Moderator [1]</title>
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<title>Gay Marriage Funnies [3]</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p>From a <a href="http://mwillett.org/Debate/viewtopic.php?t=3131">Debate Unlimited</a> post:</p>

<p>[Angelfish is a lesbian who wants to get married. Andkon is a funny man who points out why it's pointless.]</p>

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<span class="message1">Angelfish:</span> Look, people toss marriage off so easily, but I just want to say this: I'd give anything to have the opportunity to get married. It hurts so badly to look around and see people making a joke out a right that I'm unfairly denied in my country.<br />


<span class="message">Andkon the Great, as if:</span> Then don't read below.<br />

<span class="message1">Angelfish:</span> The right to make a legal and social statement of long-term committment to another person isn't just a show....<br />


<span class="message">Andkon:</span> It's a sacred institution of love since nothing says committment more than a binding contract, IRS tax deduction, and company healthcare and dental benefits.<br />

<span class="message1">Angelfish:</span> it's about having your relationship honored and validated by your peers, family, friends, and government, and each-other.<br />


<span class="message">Andkon:</span> What's with this need for validation? That's what trophy spouses are for.<br />

<span class="message1">Angelfish:</span> Let's face it, an emotional committment when your finances, taxes, wills, medical issues, insurance, etc. is intertwined is a very different type of committment than an emotional committment when all those things are independent.<br />


<span class="message">Andkon:</span> It's as romantic as having sex with Lakshmi Mittal while owing Mittal Steel stock. Eww, eww, eww.<br />

<span class="message1">Angelfish:</span> Tell that to someone who says, "living together is basically the same thing." it's not.... it's a totally different relationship when it has legal ramifications.<br />


<span class="message">Andkon:</span> Like giving up half your possessions with a pen stroke.<br />

<span class="message1">Angelfish:</span> It's also about standing up, making a choice, showing the maturity to do so.<br />


<span class="message">Andkon:</span> Since maturity is about doing what everyone else is doing.<br />

<span class="message1">Angelfish:</span> It's about accountability. There's nothing I wouldn't do for that right, and your daughter and everyone else like her had better make damned sure to understand how priviledged they are to be able to enter into a marital relationship, and take it for what it is.<br />


<span class="message">Andkon:</span> Ooohh, two names on a check! My G-spot is going wild!<br />

<span class="message1">Angelfish:</span> Some people get married for the tax benefits. Fine for them. but if you don't mean "till death do us part" then don't put it in the damn ceremony.<br />


<span class="message">Andkon:</span> And mean "through infidelity," which happens in 90% of all marriages of the stats are accurate.<br />

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<p>It appears all my brilliance is leaking to a place called <a href="http://mwillett.org/Debate/">Debate Unlimited</a> which has been home to more of Andkon's hourly rightings than Andkon's Daily Rightings. Fret not because from now on, I will try to repackage my better posts (like children, it's so hard to choose favorites) to here. See the <a href="http://mwillett.org/Debate/viewtopic.php?t=3204">DU post</a> on this matter.</p>]]></description>
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<title>You Can't Say It's Bad Unless You Try It [0]</title>
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<span class="message1">AaronTRusso:</span> if you saw a a man and a dog walking down the street would u hump the man or the dog<br />
AaronTRusso:</span> ???<br />
<span class="message">KiCkAsScOmPuTeR:</span> man<br />
<span class="message1">AaronTRusso:</span> ewwwww<br />
<span class="message1">AaronTRusso:</span> gross<br />
<span class="message">KiCkAsScOmPuTeR:</span> man sex isn't so bad, just give it a chance
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<p>Surprisingly, this was the second bestiality message I had gotten in the last 24 hours. In fact, the only two messages I had gotten in the last 24 hours were about bestiality...</p>]]></description>
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<title>Stem Cell Research [0]</title>
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<p>President Cokehead has used his first veto to sink federal funding for embryonic stem cell research citing moral grounds. In other news, I'm laughing my ass off. How a vicious warmonger like George W. Bush can claim any kind of moral qualms for scientific research is beyond me. I wonder if it's the cocaine or alcohol that makes him get off on being an illiterate anti-intellectual asshole.</P>

<p>Apparently, killing Iraqis is good because in the end we'll give them democracy (and a dozen permanent military bases), so the ends justify the means. But when you want to take frozen embryos which will be flushed down the toilet when they waste away, the ends do not justify the means of "killing" something less complicated than the millions of dead skin cells that slough off you every day.</p>

<p>And while we're talking about the Quagmiraq, we're there for duhmockrahsee, right? Well, over two-thirds of Americans supported the bill and over 60% of Congress voted for it. What do we call people who thwart the will of the people? The dictionary says tyrant, but I like cunty jackass better.</p>

<p>It's also funny how the small crowd that does oppose stem cell research is usually the most anti-science one can find. But since embryos are invisible to the naked eye and even with a microscope you couldn't tell the difference between a human and chimp embryo, where do we get the idea that embryos (with desires like that of an amoeba) are somehow considered human? Science that tells us that embryos have the genetic material like us. In that case, why don't we ban hair cuts and shaving? At least that would make us look the same as the like-minded citizens in the glorious Islamic republics.</p>]]></description>
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