Andkon is the shining bacon of the 21st century, single-handedly leading humanity out of the uncertain present. Apart from managing the world's best arcade, he writes daily to cultivate the ignorant masses 
Life of Andkon: Tragicomedy Thru AIM (Part I)
Apr 11, 2005 @ 11:21
are you on campus?
am I ever?
is the answer no then?
exactamundo, neighborino
damn
*snaps out of Flanders-mode*
why, whatsup?
i dont have the little brown compact handbook...
i need it for english but whatever
i so hate college, it's not even funny [AK: note the ever-so subtle 180-degree turn the conversation takes]
im not sure where the hell I'm going next year, but it's not here that's for sure
?!?!?!?!
:-(
no!!!
:'(
i hate it here... its like a dumbed-down version of high school
although i very much doubt anything will be any better/worse than here, but im ready to try something else
dude... there are 3 types of colleges:
1) Shit difficult schools that only care about you making them look good (aka "Ivy League"), they make up about 5% of colleges.
2) Mid-Level schools trying to make a name for themselves, but end up looking like high schools until you get to your junior year or so... examples include UST, Trinity, and every other mid-level school, they make up about 80% of the colleges in the world...
3) Shit schools that are composed of 50% kids who are too stupid to get into a mid-level school and 50% adults who fucked up and are looking for a second chance at a life (aka Community Colleges and Low-Level Schools), they make up about 15% or so
and, your point is...????
and if you don't like UST, 80% of colleges out there are like it (including UH)
and your other options are Rice or HCC
and their categorical equivalents
then perhaps I don't want college, perhaps it's not for me... :-/
:-(
but then you'll be a smart college dropout
i mean i'm truly fed up with being treated like I'm 14
???
what happenned?
am I ever?
is the answer no then?
exactamundo, neighborino
damn
*snaps out of Flanders-mode*
why, whatsup?
i dont have the little brown compact handbook...
i need it for english but whatever
i so hate college, it's not even funny [AK: note the ever-so subtle 180-degree turn the conversation takes]
im not sure where the hell I'm going next year, but it's not here that's for sure
?!?!?!?!
:-(
no!!!
:'(
i hate it here... its like a dumbed-down version of high school
although i very much doubt anything will be any better/worse than here, but im ready to try something else
dude... there are 3 types of colleges:
1) Shit difficult schools that only care about you making them look good (aka "Ivy League"), they make up about 5% of colleges.
2) Mid-Level schools trying to make a name for themselves, but end up looking like high schools until you get to your junior year or so... examples include UST, Trinity, and every other mid-level school, they make up about 80% of the colleges in the world...
3) Shit schools that are composed of 50% kids who are too stupid to get into a mid-level school and 50% adults who fucked up and are looking for a second chance at a life (aka Community Colleges and Low-Level Schools), they make up about 15% or so
and, your point is...????
and if you don't like UST, 80% of colleges out there are like it (including UH)
and your other options are Rice or HCC
and their categorical equivalents
then perhaps I don't want college, perhaps it's not for me... :-/
:-(
but then you'll be a smart college dropout
i mean i'm truly fed up with being treated like I'm 14
???
what happenned?
TO BE CONTINUED! What DID happen? Follow the "Life of Andkon: Tragicomedy Thru AIM (Part II)" tomorrow!
umm on Apr 11, 2005 @ 12:06 wrote
bwahahahhahahamahahahaahahahahaha. sniffle. *tear. sorry, i've been drinking
andkon on Apr 11, 2005 @ 14:51 wrote
Drunk by noon? Habits this bad deserve a website...
andkonbasher on Apr 11, 2005 @ 15:07 wrote
Just to give you an idea how bad your college is, Tulsa is *better than UST. I put a * there b/c thats what the reports say. You should know that the only good school in Houston is Rice, and it's ass reaming hard.
andkon on Apr 11, 2005 @ 15:20 wrote
Reports are meaningless as they don't include the Total Intellectual Totalitarian Index (TITI). As far as "hard" schools are concerned, I've lived long enough to know all that means is "busywork, busywork, busywork" or "Here, I'm going to test you on material I never taught and call it hard. Spanish class, here's something in Chinese."
BTW, Rice didn't give Kampe *any* scholarship money, despite having the second (?) highest GPA in high school. While I'm at the top, I sure don't have enough money. It only accepts people with money.
BTW, Rice didn't give Kampe *any* scholarship money, despite having the second (?) highest GPA in high school. While I'm at the top, I sure don't have enough money. It only accepts people with money.
Ashlie on Apr 11, 2005 @ 22:33 wrote
I am sooo pissed! My stupid English professor makes us e-mail our assignments and then e-mails them back corrected. These are her exact commetns, cut and pasted. Keep in mind, that ABSOLUTELY nothing in this paper came from anywhere but my own mind.
**THIS SOUNDS AS IF IT IS FROM A
SOURCE, EVEN AS IF IT IS A DIRECT QUOTATION, BUT YOU
DO NOT DOCUMENT OR INTRODUCE THAT SOURCE.
** WHAT'S THE SOURCE OF THIS
INFORMATION?
** YOU HAVE TOTALLY IGNORED MY ADVICE—REPEATED
OFTEN—TO ADD ROUGH DRAFT DOCUMENTATION TO EVERY SINGLE
SENTENCE FROM SOURCE, WHETHER IT IS QUOTE OR
PARAPHRASE OF JUST USE OF FACT OR IDEAS.
RECONSTRUCTING THIS WITH DOCUMENTATION IS VERY LIKELY
TO LEAD TO INCORRECT DOCUENTATIONS WELL AS MISSING
DOCUMENTATIONS. IN ADDITION, YOU HAVE NOT USED
QUOTATION MARKS, THOUGH SOME OF THE LANGUAGE IS
CLEARLY THAT OF SOURCES.
fuck college.
**THIS SOUNDS AS IF IT IS FROM A
SOURCE, EVEN AS IF IT IS A DIRECT QUOTATION, BUT YOU
DO NOT DOCUMENT OR INTRODUCE THAT SOURCE.
** WHAT'S THE SOURCE OF THIS
INFORMATION?
** YOU HAVE TOTALLY IGNORED MY ADVICE—REPEATED
OFTEN—TO ADD ROUGH DRAFT DOCUMENTATION TO EVERY SINGLE
SENTENCE FROM SOURCE, WHETHER IT IS QUOTE OR
PARAPHRASE OF JUST USE OF FACT OR IDEAS.
RECONSTRUCTING THIS WITH DOCUMENTATION IS VERY LIKELY
TO LEAD TO INCORRECT DOCUENTATIONS WELL AS MISSING
DOCUMENTATIONS. IN ADDITION, YOU HAVE NOT USED
QUOTATION MARKS, THOUGH SOME OF THE LANGUAGE IS
CLEARLY THAT OF SOURCES.
fuck college.
andkon on Apr 11, 2005 @ 22:44 wrote
Lol, profASSers (Google says I'm the first to use that word) either assume the student is 1) too stupid to come up with original ideas or 2) too stupid to come up with original ideas so they shouldn't even try.
andkonbasher on Apr 12, 2005 @ 00:00 wrote
You should return the paper with an apology and correct the problem by adding urself as a source and quoting your comments.
If u need to publish the material first, send it to andkon and he'll put it on this site, he had a great series of articles going until he wrote one himself.
If u need to publish the material first, send it to andkon and he'll put it on this site, he had a great series of articles going until he wrote one himself.
andkon on Apr 12, 2005 @ 00:17 wrote
Eric, I need to make myself look better. Can you send me another one of YOUR creations?
randee on Apr 12, 2005 @ 02:33 wrote
well eric aint helpin u their hes actualy quite funny
umm on Apr 12, 2005 @ 07:39 wrote
I actually had a prof my freshman year accuse me of plagairizing a paper because it was too good. she said i had not documented some sources, so i went into that bitches office and slapped her up. I left with an A. Fuck college indeed
andkon on Apr 12, 2005 @ 08:59 wrote
Apart from the "you can't add up my points correctly" errors, I don't remember where arguing with any of my teachers has gotten me anything back :-(
Christine on Apr 12, 2005 @ 12:22 wrote
Actually Rice gives more money to National Merit Scholarship winners than the Ivy League schools. I don't know about Strake's Number Two but they do give a lot in scholarships-they don't just accept people with money!
andkon on Apr 12, 2005 @ 12:24 wrote
"$5000 off! Only 30,000 more!"
andkonbasher on Apr 12, 2005 @ 13:29 wrote
At Rice, Felipe, our #1 at Strake and a national merit scholar, got a $10,000 scholarship, Luke Juist got a free ride and more to be a field goal kicker. Fair?
andkon on Apr 12, 2005 @ 14:02 wrote
Yeah I know. Same with Rus, I guess.
Mr. X on Apr 12, 2005 @ 16:54 wrote
Actually, Felipe got full tuition on the grounds that he agreed to run in circles for them....
Ashlie on Apr 12, 2005 @ 19:28 wrote
Right now. I'm sitting her trying how to rewrite the paper (those comments were for the rough draft) while keeping my own ideas and still following her stupid citation rules at the same time. She acts as though she DOESNT WANT me to have any ideas of my own! She speaks to me like I'm not smart enough to have come up with the ideas in my paper so therefore, I must be plagarizing. Oh well. Im not saying anything that Andras doesnt say like every week.