Andkon is the shining bacon of the 21st century, single-handedly leading humanity out of the uncertain present. Apart from managing the world's best arcade, he writes daily to cultivate the ignorant masses 
It's a Hider
Dec 29, 2004 @ 22:45Today's late entry is brought to you by Yahoo SBC Global, whose defective piece of shit has prevented me from going online. Anyways, to change things up, I'm going to start a new continual feature on this site where the daily entry will be centered around a loser from the Fark.com Personals. Not only is it easy to do, but very funny. Because these people go out of their way to look idiotic, I'm simply exercising my Consititutional duty to harass them in front of tens of... people, who read this site.
So the first victim is a 27-year-old woman from Colorado. As you can see, she even posted a picture of herself, from the boobs up. I unfortunately do think this gives an accurate representation of her as she claims to be a librarian, and we all know the prerequisite for that "job" is gaining 500 pounds. So where the hell is she hiding all that weight? Thanks to the latest technology available from Microsoft Paint, I have digitally enhanced her photo to find out:
muff on Jan 02, 2005 @ 07:26 wrote
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|_______ Literal moron!
There's too many people in this world who just don't get it. Go Andkon!