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Andkon is the shining bacon of the 21st century, single-handedly leading humanity out of the uncertain present. Apart from managing the world's best arcade, he writes daily to cultivate the ignorant masses

Free Software for Only $30!

Nov 27, 2004 @ 19:02

[In honor of the 200+ games, the Andkon Arcade also has a small message board!]

Over at Mozillazine headquarters, the editors decided to run a story about Linspire selling a box with free Firefox and OpenOffice (the free, Andkon-endorsed alternative to Microsoft Office) for $30. These overpriced cardboard containers will be sold at retail stores like Bestbuy and Fry's. The company's president (Kevin Carmony) decided to take the time from his busy day to actually respond to posts, at which point I attacked him for the company's completely idiotic plans. He never could really tell me why people wouldn't feel cheated once they find out that they've been sold free stuff, but oh well. I mean it's so hard to understood that perhaps selling free software is completely stupid when the products in question are simply downloaded, but then again everyone likes money so I made a commercial for Linspire around their brilliant concept of the $30 box:


See the commercial!

By far the best explanation to why people would actually buy free software came from "dizzle" who said that some ISP's have bandwidth caps, meaning that downloading Firefox and OpenOffice could cost a capped individual a dollar. Apart from the fact that these caps are set to amazingly high limits like 5GB (which is more than enough for most users), "OH NO! A $1, BETTER RUN TO THE STORE AND BUY IT FOR $30!!!!!!!"


HalfwayJames on Nov 27, 2004 @ 20:50 wrote

I bet the box is really sweet.

~unknown~ on Nov 27, 2004 @ 21:29 wrote

Indeed.

Mr. X on Nov 28, 2004 @ 01:32 wrote

We need to advertise free stuff on the website... not so much with pop-ups and shit, but just simple stuff like:

DOWNLOAD FIREFOX
DOWNLOAD OPENOFFICE
DOWNLOAD SPYBOT
DOWNLOAD AD-AWARE SE

:)

andkon on Nov 28, 2004 @ 01:36 wrote

Perhaps one day, any other recommendations for free stuff?

HalfwayJames on Nov 28, 2004 @ 08:50 wrote

Free puppies and caramel apples.

andkon on Nov 28, 2004 @ 12:27 wrote

How about free caramel puppies to eat?

HalfwayJames on Nov 28, 2004 @ 14:06 wrote

If you feed them apples first.

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