Andkon is the shining bacon of the 21st century, single-handedly leading humanity out of the uncertain present. Apart from managing the world's best arcade, he writes daily to cultivate the ignorant masses 
Socrates, New Email, Split Pain
Oct 17, 2004 @ 00:12I got condolences and congratulations yesterday:
Subject: Andkon - Are you Socrates reincarnated?
While perusing your site, I ran across your teacher's comments on your failed essay. Unable to resist, I read your write-up on Palace Walk. I am convinced, yet again, that higher education has more to do with social control than self-examination and creativity. I'm surprised she didn't pass you a cup of hemlock to down in front of the class. The hypocrisy is so fucking thick, I can cut it with a knife.
Keep up the good work!
With admiration from a middle-aged white chic from the Midwest, ~MW
Despite the fact that I've spoken out against philosophers (and even Socrates' most famous pupil) although now I believe "all" of our social ills are the cause of the Iliad, I'm going to take this as a compliment. In fact, from now on, that posting wall thing outside my dorm room will be decorated with such fan mail.
Also thanks to that email, I'm changing my email address. It just so happened that message pushed me over my storate limit, a pathetic 2MB. Even though I've had andraskonya@hotmail.com for over four years now, it's perhaps best to go to the best email service provider (andkon.com) where they'll treat me as their only customer. The changes are reflected in the contact page.
In "My Body Is Changing!" news, about a year ago I've noticed that a hair on the right side of my stomach acts peculiarly. If I pull on the stray hair, I feel the pain on the other side of my stomach in a mirrored fashion. It's not phantom pain since I'm not missing a torso, but I haven't found anything relevant searching the web for mirror/parallel/split/symmetric pain, except for an extremely sappy screenplay ("Could Garak really love him?") and old people whining about arthritis ("I have pain in the joints of my hands that has been getting worse and Medicare better for this crap"). I might have learnt about this during some useless Physiology class but since I spent that class remaking Beethoven's For Elize (that was the teacher's name) using the sound files from some interactive CD I don't remember.
In Mozilla news, I have completed my essay and design. Launch date is set for next weekend.
Maybe you have phantom genitals like Orlando was asking about... hmm... that reminds me, I need to work on CWA...