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Aug 31, 2006 @ 05:46With the one-year anniversary of my independence coming up, my only connection to college is the Honors class email I regularly receive (hereafter known as spam). Honors you may recall is the program whose only remarkable achievement was me naming courageunfettered.com after them (after they failed me). Anyways here the email:
Hope you all had an awesome summer and ready for the fall semester. We have a secretary position open for the honors program.
The position mainly consists of assisting the administration. Duties include making copies, getting books from the library, running errands, coordinating events, correspondence with honors classes and faculty, etc. Working knowledge of basic computer programs is needed. Hours are flexible and you can work up to 10hrs. The pay is $5.50 per hour.
If you have any further questions, let me know.
If you are interested in the position, Please e-mail Dr.Hall @ -----@stthom.edu as soon as possible with the times you are available for an interview and he will contact you.
Have a great fall semester and stay tuned for info on an upcoming honors cook-off.
-Gency-
Honors Program Secretary
Hmmm.. +7% of minimum wage. I am so damn glad I quit college.
Flixo60 on Sep 03, 2006 @ 04:14 wrote
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