Andkon is the shining bacon of the 21st century, single-handedly leading humanity out of the uncertain present. Apart from managing the world's best arcade, he writes daily to cultivate the ignorant masses 
Title Goes Here: New Bear (#190)
Jun 20, 2006 @ 02:56 | |
 | We have a new boy in class today. Because he's Peruvian, he was accused of being a terrorist in London. He would have been sent to Guantanamo but that's full. |
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| He's almost as hairy as Barbara's pussy! | |
| Not after the lawnmower incident five minutes before class. |
 Andkon © 2005, as if. | |
red meat on Jun 20, 2006 @ 23:52 wrote
So is the peruvian pirate beaver permanent?
andkon on Jun 21, 2006 @ 00:47 wrote
Until an unfortunate accident or something, yes.
Deran on Jun 21, 2006 @ 01:22 wrote
Is that what the PB stands for? Peruvian Beaver?
andkon on Jun 21, 2006 @ 01:23 wrote
It can't stand for anything raunchy that's PB.
red meat on Jun 21, 2006 @ 01:50 wrote
Why not?
andkon on Jun 21, 2006 @ 01:51 wrote
I mean it can.
Marti on Jun 21, 2006 @ 03:49 wrote
What kind of neglected childhoods did you losers have? That's Paddington Bear (with an eye patch and cigarette, courtesy of Andkon)-a children's literary icon! Paddington was from Paddington Station in London and had several adventures.
red meat on Jun 22, 2006 @ 04:21 wrote
......Which is why it's so funny. Where the hell is your sense of humor man!
Harpoon on Jun 23, 2006 @ 00:56 wrote
Man, i loved Paddington Bear. According to Wikipedia, his story goes like this:
This gentle bear was found at Paddington in London. In the first story, he is found there by the Brown family sitting on a suitcase with a note attached to his coat which reads "Please look after this bear. Thank you." He has arrived as a stowaway coming from "Darkest Peru", sent by his Aunt Lucy. He tells them that no one can understand his Peruvian name, so the Browns decide to call him Paddington.
They take him home to 32 Windsor Gardens near Portobello Road, and the stories follow Paddington's adventures and mishaps in England.
This gentle bear was found at Paddington in London. In the first story, he is found there by the Brown family sitting on a suitcase with a note attached to his coat which reads "Please look after this bear. Thank you." He has arrived as a stowaway coming from "Darkest Peru", sent by his Aunt Lucy. He tells them that no one can understand his Peruvian name, so the Browns decide to call him Paddington.
They take him home to 32 Windsor Gardens near Portobello Road, and the stories follow Paddington's adventures and mishaps in England.
andkon on Jun 23, 2006 @ 01:47 wrote
And boy will there be many mishaps!