Andkon is the shining bacon of the 21st century, single-handedly leading humanity out of the uncertain present. Apart from managing the world's best arcade, he writes daily to cultivate the ignorant masses 
Title Goes Here: Help Andkon (#138)
Jan 03, 2006 @ 07:51 | |
 | As Andkon no longer attends the premises of any educational institution, he's probably finding it harder and harder to remember what a shithole high school and college were. He would appreciate if you suggested some themes or situations he could witticize so I can keep my job of being an asshole. |
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| Oh okay, so we just comment our ideas on this page? That's great. I also bet that it doesn't have to be anything specific and that something like "OMG! MAKE FUN OF THOSE FAG EMOS!!! LOL!" is good enough. | |
| Most certainly. And those emos are major fags worthy of witticizing. |
 Andkon © 2005, as if. | |
red meat on Jan 03, 2006 @ 16:44 wrote
O my god, Andkon is running out of ideas. The world is gonna end!! But really, you could make fun of all the overexhaggerated cliques in high school. Like how theres the preppy cheerleaders and the faggish emos and the "I wanna kill myself" goths. You know, that kinda thing.
mistaman on Jan 04, 2006 @ 00:30 wrote
At my school there are these two goth people, a guy and a girl. And every morning they walk around our school in circles. on a given day they will do about 5 or 6 laps around the building. Everybody is freaked out by them. And the guy doesnt believe in soap, so he smells like shit all the time.
I dont know if this helps you, but yea.
I dont know if this helps you, but yea.
ZDonnell on Jan 04, 2006 @ 04:37 wrote
You could go into how politics influence how public schools are run (even most private schools, I guess). Hollywood's take on the high school/collegiate atmosphere is always fun to rip on. One thing you should definitly look into is how most master's degrees will earn you less money than a bachelor's.
Zeb Donnell
Zeb Donnell
staceybear08 on Jan 09, 2006 @ 19:33 wrote
dont talk about preppy cheerleaders, we are not preppy we are just high spirted people, who are going to get in to better college then you!!! dont hate us because were beautiful, well we dont like you either we are cheerleaders
andkon on Jan 10, 2006 @ 02:43 wrote
You mean better *than* you?
staceybear08 on Jan 10, 2006 @ 19:07 wrote
my "B", Ido mean (than not then) you know I can never even tell the diiference between them "o" well
red meat on Jan 11, 2006 @ 05:05 wrote
The typical cheerleader, dumb and thinks she's better than everyone else. She even stereotypes herself! You know, I really gotta start hanging out with more cheerleaders, just to make fun of them.
red meat on Jan 11, 2006 @ 05:07 wrote
And you do realize "preppy" does mean high spirited...oh, wait, you probably didn't. Sorry to overestimate your intelligence.
staceybear08 on Jan 11, 2006 @ 19:04 wrote
look here!!! you are starting to piss my sister off so please chill, and this is mindy, staceys sister she gave me her login . my login is mindy_8822
mindy_8822 on Jan 11, 2006 @ 19:40 wrote
hey you people otu there you should play Devine Intervention!!! Andkon you ROCK!!!!!!!
andkon on Jan 12, 2006 @ 01:17 wrote
http://www.andkon.com/arcade/adventureaction/divineintervention/
Yeah, it's surprisingly the most popular game today. I noticed that it was getting in the top 20 with just a text link buried on the frontpage, so I gathered it's good and put it on the icon list up top.
Yeah, it's surprisingly the most popular game today. I noticed that it was getting in the top 20 with just a text link buried on the frontpage, so I gathered it's good and put it on the icon list up top.
Chesty on Mar 28, 2006 @ 03:43 wrote
Cheerleaders are shit heads, they think that they're better than everyone else, just because they get enough courage to be a slut. And no, you will not get into a better college than us, because you practice doing splits and all that shit, and we practice our lessons, and actually try to learn them. Not like preppy idiotic shithead cheerleaders who are just lowlife trying to be cool.
smartcheerleader13 on Jul 19, 2006 @ 04:35 wrote
Cheerleading is not that simple...it takes a lot of strategic thinking. And it takes lots of control.If we dont have excact calculations and excact markings, we could end up paralyzed or DEAD! Cheerleading also forces you to take care of yourself. So the day any of you low-life shit talkers can do a cartwheel/roundoff/backhandspring/back tuck combination and not end up dead...Ill sit down and little to your un factuated opinions...and by the way...cheerleaders need to keep a 3.0 grade point average or else they get kicked off the squad and banned from all activities. So we are smart! HA!!!