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Andkon is the shining bacon of the 21^st century, single-handedly leading humanity out of the uncertain present. Apart from managing the world's best arcade, he writes daily to cultivate the ignorant masses

Hitler and Che Unite in Andkon's 'Chetler'

Apr 30, 2005 @ 00:03

I'm really tired of seeing people with those damn annoying Che shirts. No, you're not a revolutionary by buying an overpriced novelty item of Che Guevara who for better or worse represents the poor, the same people who probably made the T-shirt in a crowded sweatshop. In reality though, Che was a murderous revolutionary not any different from the murderous tyrants he opposed. So in honor of people's idiocies, I present to you my original design, on Hitler's 60th "I Can't Take It Anymore, OMG the Soviets are in Town, What the Fuck Do I Do, Oh Lookie Here's A Gun" Day.

I even setup a CafePress shop to sell the tshirt in my own drive towards material wealth, but the nice people there said that my design "may infringe the rights of a third party." I'm not sure anyone owes Hitler's rights or that anyone would care if Hitler's posthumorous rights are being violated. (Also, not only is parody a protected form of expression but the photographer of the original Che image has released it for unrestricted usage.) They also said it might infringe upon the "rights of a celebrity." Does that mean I can't make a shirt with my face on it?

At any rate, after sending CafePress an email complaining about all this, they still refused to let me sell, stating that the image "may glamorize Hitler." As I've stated before exactly a year ago, the only thing that glamorizes Hitler is banning him. In fact, banning something automatically increases the very notoriety it's meant to extinguish. For example, my arcade (which shall be renamed Nazi Arcade), after the massive bans of yesteryear, became actually more visited and more popular. In conclusion, the man with the most copyright protection is Adolf Hitler and the next mass murderer will be motivated by this very extended copyright perk.

A large desktop wallpaper version of "Chetler" is available. Hint: this is the part where you go to someone else's computer the change their wallpaper and laugh at them.

andkonbasher on May 01, 2005 @ 18:27 wrote

You need to submit a shirt with the same design except have your picture on it. I'd buy it.

andkon on May 01, 2005 @ 18:42 wrote

I'd be accused of copying Maddox.

Mogga on May 16, 2005 @ 07:14 wrote

You fuckin german worshiping prick why do ya bother hitler was a nazi scumbag and yet you make a t-shirt about the tosser im ashamed of you now you fukin neo nazi

andkon on May 16, 2005 @ 13:30 wrote

Special note to fans of Andkon: If you made it to this website and you aren't stupid like Fagga, then you can consider yourself to be in the top 1%.

Mogga on May 18, 2005 @ 07:16 wrote

u tryin 2 callin me fagga u bent little twat Hitler was a fukin jew hater and you want a t-shirt to be made after him and the other bloke uis solid so u dunno why so yea ta in fact fuck off prick

andkon on May 18, 2005 @ 10:00 wrote

Keep it up, your semi-literacy makes us all seem much better than we really are.

Mogga on May 19, 2005 @ 07:54 wrote

u would smack you if you where here right now for wanting hitler on a t-shirt and you will never be the next hitler you bell face in fact go shoot yourself and then there is one less self obsessed prick in the world :D

andkon on May 19, 2005 @ 14:16 wrote

Close, only five grammatical errors per line.

jonny7 on Apr 05, 2010 @ 15:40 wrote

How is Che Guevara anything like Hitler. Che Guevara supported communism, hitler supported facism, their complete opposites. Also Che Guevara was hardly a tyrant, he fought for the liberty and freedom of the Cuban people, instead of the dictator which America supported. Yes, he was a terrorist, but so was Nelson Mandela, these people went against the goverment, but were also freedom-fighters and were great people. Your just some Nazi, fag who needs to be put in a concentration camp to see what it was actually like. You might think death is cool, but if you saw your family shot in front of you by nazis, you may think differantly.

Hitler and Che Unite in Andkon's 'Chetler'

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