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Andkon is the shining bacon of the 21st century, single-handedly leading humanity out of the uncertain present. Apart from managing the world's best arcade, he writes daily to cultivate the ignorant masses

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Deran on Sep 22 @ 14:35 wrote

I suddenly remembered this site. I'd just been going to the arcade in school and lo and behold there's updates

notoriusjmy on Sep 01 @ 15:08 wrote

Andkon, you have a G-spot? News to me...

notoriusjmy on Sep 01 @ 15:06 wrote

Trophy spouses are disposable.

andkon on Aug 14 @ 08:53 wrote

The ads have to open in the same window, that's the condition of the ad networks I use. Sorry :-(

andkon on Aug 14 @ 08:52 wrote

Mare, thanks. Unfortunately, the site isn't updated, but perhaps reading all the entries will take a while: http://www.courageunfettered.com/rightings/headlines.php

Jon on Aug 03 @ 16:09 wrote

Hey andras, can you tweak the ads on the arcade a bit? Just the google one in the middle of the screen... make it open a new window instead of taking you to the site..... real pain in the ass when you're halfway through the game and accidently click it, thereby negating all of your playing.

Mare on Jul 28 @ 19:05 wrote

Found you while searching "memes and religion". Was here, liked it, will come again. et oui, Je regarde Jaques V. Come on over to Belgium, the weather is fine!

andkon on Jul 19 @ 06:09 wrote

When I get around to it, I'll post more :-) woot

Flixo60 on Jul 10 @ 10:45 wrote

Woo great to see thsite back in action. And yes we all know of the professor's sexual)or asexual) indiscretions

andkon on Jun 13 @ 01:41 wrote

Holy crap... people still come back? That's crazy.

Deran on May 31 @ 00:10 wrote

First comment of '07! Yay!

andkon on May 11 @ 01:26 wrote

And how much more they change in another! Great year, great year.

Fiona on Apr 17 @ 23:38 wrote

Like you, I have my own domain name and hosting, but for e-mailing I still prefer gmail. I just love the simple clean design, fast search, message threading, e-mail forwarding, absence of image ads, blackberry compatibility and so on. Who cares if google is a billion dollar empire? They create added value, revolutionize e-mail and introduce other web innovations. There are far worse billion dollar empires out there dealing with drugs, weapons, trafficking, politics... or does google invest in any of these too?

fishforyou on Feb 18 @ 13:02 wrote

you suck, nobody is interested in your trolling about mozilla and your anti-communism at all. go hang yourself

Az'Az'El on Feb 11 @ 23:35 wrote

Haven't been back to your site in a while Andras, though I do think it is funny that you got that email heh. Remember Bonita Rull? I bet she still gets it too, so don't feel too special.

Marti on Jan 12 @ 15:14 wrote

Andkon: What's with this need for validation? That's what trophy spouses are for.
That's actually rather amusing, although I support Angelfish.

Harpoon on Nov 30 @ 22:14 wrote

Wow, seriously though. Very weird...

The Reverend on Nov 23 @ 18:03 wrote

.... you need to update, son. I check every damn weekend, praying you have a new article. I CANNOT GO THROUGH ANDKON WITHDRAWL!!!!

Deran on Nov 04 @ 12:28 wrote

How long has it been..:'(

andkon on Oct 26 @ 07:51 wrote

Oh crap. Server moved. Latest comments deleted. Not like anyone's here anymore though :-)

The Reverend on Sep 22 @ 17:34 wrote

Here in Washington state minimum wage is $7.50 an hour.

andkon on Sep 18 @ 10:09 wrote

AHHHHH! THE ECHO IS SO LOUD IN HERE!

HalfwayJames on Sep 18 @ 00:18 wrote

As least I'll be the last person to comment here.

andkon on Sep 03 @ 05:31 wrote

Hehe, I think it's automatic... they just never quite removed me from the system.

Flixo60 on Sep 03 @ 04:14 wrote

They seem rather remorseful for failing you if they still send you their newsletter

red meat on Aug 21 @ 00:50 wrote

way ahead of you...

andkon on Aug 19 @ 18:49 wrote

You should set his house on fire :-)

red meat on Aug 19 @ 00:43 wrote

It worked for me. My friend just came for the arcade, then told me about it, and I loved the arcade. I checked out the rightings and loved them, even though he thought they were pointless.

The Reverend on Aug 07 @ 08:12 wrote

I MUST OBJECT YOU WHORE! POLITICAL COMMENTARY DAAAAMMNNNIIITTTT!!!

red meat on Aug 05 @ 17:30 wrote

Sweet

andkon on Aug 05 @ 04:18 wrote

New games will always be added each week.

red meat on Aug 05 @ 02:38 wrote

Booo. What about games?

red meat on Aug 02 @ 16:41 wrote

Woo hoo! *pushes vote button*

andkon on Jul 24 @ 15:18 wrote

I like Opera the most as well.

HalfwayJames on Jul 24 @ 05:29 wrote

I personally use Opera.

It gets the job done for me, and I think it works better than FireFox.

But what do I know, I'm an idiot.

red meat on Jul 22 @ 23:41 wrote

Yea, I had to download a theme in order to get the tab option.

andkon on Jul 22 @ 17:21 wrote

Another problem with the site is that it's not informational enough. Like Firefox has plenty of good features, but they don't actually tell you about it, so people obviously don't get those features.

The #1 advantage Firefox has over IE is TABS... Well, guess which button was NOT INCLUDED by default on Firefox 1.0? TABS! I mean it was like, what the fuck are you guys doing? So there went millions of people probably.

red meat on Jul 22 @ 16:44 wrote

Yea, I noticed they progressed more towards your idea in mozilla.com. I downloaded it, and it has it's perks, but I like IE much better.

andkon on Jul 22 @ 05:18 wrote

Yeah. If you notice the evolution of mozilla.org/mozilla.com (check archive.org), you'll see that their designs have actually been slowly progressing towards my recommendations. Maybe two years in the future they'll have it like I had in two years in the past.

I also warned against the current stagnation in posts on Mozillazine, and of course was laughed at. I predicted that the rate of downloads would eventually stabilize so that Firefox's market share would really not grow. And for the past year, it's been stagnating around 10% without much movement. With IE7 coming out soon, Firefox is going to have a hard time reaching out to anything more than rabid fans. That could have been avoided.

For example, I did mozfest.com (still up), which says to test designs to see which design (or change in text, color, not necessarily anything major even) would garner the most downloads. The groupthink and arrogance of the Mozilla Foundation prevented them from considering it. It's really sad because a split run test that I proposed would have been REALLY simple to set up.

Considering that in the advertising world there's some banner ads that get 20X better click through rates than the average banner, it's really frustrating how supposedly brilliant people couldn't see how a simple test could have easily doubled or tripled (or whatevered) their popularity.

Firefox and Mozilla is going to be around for quite some time, but they're never going to beat or even come close to Microsoft's numbers in the browser arena. They kicked themselves in the balls too many times for that.

red meat on Jul 22 @ 03:50 wrote

Oh, I'm sorry. The site I'm talking about is mozilla.org. Not mozilla.com.

red meat on Jul 22 @ 03:49 wrote

This has nothing to do with this, but I checked out and read your entire "Is Mozilla.org Bleeding Away Potential Users?" article in the Stuf Archives. Even though the article is seriously outdated, your page was much more user friendly than theirs. I just went and checked out the actual page, they don't even have a damn link to download firefox, or even to an info page about it. You have to search the damn site. They should've just taken your idea.

red meat on Jul 22 @ 02:00 wrote

Took me a little bit, but I finally got that math site. That thing was funny as hell. And thanks for the little red button, just had to press it.......then regret it. In this case more than usual.

Zukasa on Jul 21 @ 19:45 wrote

As do I. But the math site is pretty funny.

mistaman on Jul 20 @ 23:32 wrote

I regret clicking there.

The Reverend on Jul 19 @ 08:24 wrote

Well they can't all be O.J. Simpson trials.

smartcheerleader13 on Jul 19 @ 04:35 wrote

Cheerleading is not that simple...it takes a lot of strategic thinking. And it takes lots of control.If we dont have excact calculations and excact markings, we could end up paralyzed or DEAD! Cheerleading also forces you to take care of yourself. So the day any of you low-life shit talkers can do a cartwheel/roundoff/backhandspring/back tuck combination and not end up dead...Ill sit down and little to your un factuated opinions...and by the way...cheerleaders need to keep a 3.0 grade point average or else they get kicked off the squad and banned from all activities. So we are smart! HA!!!

Jon on Jul 13 @ 22:39 wrote

You know, I never understood how people could actually be hit by those trains... Cars I can see because they might be stuck and traffic and unable to move... but people? Come on. That almost qualifies as too stupid to live... its like darwinism.

Deran on Jul 11 @ 04:24 wrote

Hehe...didn't notice the link, then again I don't click on banners.

Harpoon on Jul 06 @ 06:56 wrote

Im liking it Andkon. The Noam Chomsky parody is great.

red meat on Jul 06 @ 05:17 wrote

Test-icular cancer

andkon on Jul 06 @ 04:07 wrote

Test-icle.

andkon on Jul 05 @ 23:20 wrote

It's not an ad!!

Deran on Jul 05 @ 20:10 wrote

I don't mind a small banner like that, as long as you don't put in any annoying pop-ups.

red meat on Jul 04 @ 04:09 wrote

No problem man. Just wonder why no one else caught it. YOUR SLACKING PEOPLE! CHOP CHOP!

red meat on Jul 04 @ 02:56 wrote

No problem man. Just wonder why no one else caught it. YOUR SLACKING PEOPLE! CHOP CHOP!

Harpoon on Jul 04 @ 00:52 wrote

Hey there guys. Man dont ad gencies suck the big one? Must be such a pain in the ass/arse for you Andkon.

Anyway, im looking forward to seeing this new Noam Chomsky parody, should be good. Oh, and i concur with The Reverand, the rightings definitly RIZOCK.

andkon on Jul 03 @ 22:18 wrote

Thanks redmeat, it's working now. I'm not sure why I didn't upload it...

red meat on Jul 03 @ 20:44 wrote

In addition to the last problem, it's only doing it for that dark room game, the new one you put up. Every other game is fine.

red meat on Jul 03 @ 20:41 wrote

Ok, guess it hyperlinks for you, nifty.

red meat on Jul 03 @ 20:40 wrote

Ok, I click a game to play it. and it takes me to this page

http://www.andkon.com/arcade/puzzle/darkroom/

Dammit I wish you could hyperlink here. Anyway, it takes me there, then I click on the arcade link, and it takes me to the arcade, like I just went to the place it relocated the arcade to. Then I click on a game, and it takes me to the exact same grey page.

andkon on Jul 03 @ 02:18 wrote

They work for me too. What's the exact problem?

And no, the daily rightings won't be renamed and the layout won't change. There will be a frontpage that will link to the different parts... it'll be a parody off Chomsky's site... I would have already set up that, but my host is acting retarded. You apparently can't host more than one domain without either paying money or setting up some quasi-elaborate thing for free... It'll be sweet looking.

Deran on Jul 03 @ 01:27 wrote

They work for me.

red meat on Jul 03 @ 00:11 wrote

WHOA! I can't play any games off of the arcade, it says you relocated it and the addresses changed. But when I click the link, and try to play a game, it goes to the same page again. Help.

red meat on Jul 03 @ 00:00 wrote

Fashizzle

akoltun on Jul 02 @ 05:29 wrote

At first, I was very heartbroken at the prospect of losing the rightings, but then I refrained from crying out in anguish before I finished reading. It is at this point, I read on and realized that this is merely a slight setback due to the nefarious stupidity of ad agencies. Anyway, I agree with the Reverand, the Rightings RIZOCK! I don't know the meaning of Rizock, but I suppose that it is not a negative comment.

The Reverend on Jul 02 @ 04:52 wrote

Well this will give you an opportunity to make a new layout and rename the rightings "courage unfettered". :D

Anyway, there should definitely be a link on the Arcade to the Rightings. THE RIGHTINGS RIZOCK!

andkon on Jun 29 @ 00:05 wrote

Hmmm... yeah, he even used to have a subdomain, but he didn't really update it so it lapsed when I had server problems. He's still on AIM though.

red meat on Jun 28 @ 23:51 wrote

What happened to The Reverend? He used to be a frequent poster on here. And If I understand correctly a friend of yours.

andkon on Jun 28 @ 22:05 wrote

I also just love the timing of it. This hits the final nail in the coffin of my college adventure, but courageunfettered.com will soon open. It's like the ending in The Power and the Glory: http://www.sparknotes.com/lit/powerglory/section12.rhtml

andkon on Jun 28 @ 22:02 wrote

Yeah, I liked it too. It's easier to have one single site to upload stuff to than to have to login to two different sites, but apparently ad networks are unable to figure out that just because two sites are hosted on the same domain that it doesn't mean it's the same site, despite the fact that they have completely different layouts and content.

Although I might set up an Andkon Collective or whatever site, so the current frontpage with the links to arcade, blog, (and whatever new sites might come in the future, like the now dead 24/7 Caption Contest) might remain.

red meat on Jun 28 @ 18:03 wrote

That doesn't suck THAT bad, but I still like the layout you ave now. Being able to choose between the arcade and rightings, then switching without changing websites is cool. That's just how lazy I am.

red meat on Jun 28 @ 18:01 wrote

Lmao. A bit late on that one.

andkon on Jun 26 @ 20:41 wrote

That slippery one... that comes in a bottle...

red meat on Jun 26 @ 16:13 wrote

I'll remember that. Now which kind does he use?

andkon on Jun 25 @ 05:49 wrote

By far, this is the most commented entry ever. Considering how there's at least 100 readers every single day, I'm not sure why this doesn't happen everyday.

red meat on Jun 24 @ 20:46 wrote

Which is why I said only the sources part was directed toward you in my post. The other half wasn't.

andkon on Jun 24 @ 04:05 wrote

Savage belongs to a special class of small-minded bigots. He has called for the arrest of politicians based solely on their opinions, the murder of a 100 million Muslims, and said hundreds of thousands of Americans need to go internment camps for having the wrong beliefs.

Of course, he's a millionaire from all the garbage he has sold.

Nate-Dawg on Jun 24 @ 03:14 wrote

Sorry i thought Andkon said that last comment so diregard the last post, and red meat shut up! You did direct that comment towards me u idiot and you know it, you even said my name!

Nate-Dawg on Jun 24 @ 03:01 wrote

Then how come you said that Michael Savage was fired for telling a gay to die from AIDS? Theres nothing wrong with him saying that.

red meat on Jun 24 @ 02:59 wrote

Did I direct that comment toward you? No, I didn't. What I said was in a general sense. (the sources part)

Nate-Dawg on Jun 24 @ 02:15 wrote

I guess you support gays... or am I wrong?

andkon on Jun 24 @ 02:10 wrote

There's a difference in sources: there's sources like Michael Savage (who was fired from MSNBC for telling a gay listener to go die from AIDS) which are merely opinions and sources which are actually facts. People can use these facts to make an honest interpretation or forego that part and just use old biases.

It's unfortunate so many in America just want someone to reinforce their preconceived conclusions: a first-world country with a miseducated third-world population.

Nate-Dawg on Jun 23 @ 23:55 wrote

Also, Andkon, if you are so certain you are right, go make a call to Michael Savage, he tells the truth, unlike you... I agree with almost all of his political views

Nate-Dawg on Jun 23 @ 23:47 wrote

You can shut up red meat, I have actual sources... and Andkons sources are liberals who bend and stretch the truth... And my sources are factual if you would actually read them... idiot

red meat on Jun 23 @ 02:55 wrote

Anyone who is reading this argument can see that Andras is right. Nate's word's are no more than completely innacurate. And you should've listened to us when we said don't debate with Andkon, unless you have everything sorted and it's factual, from actual sources.

red meat on Jun 23 @ 02:45 wrote

Ah. The dolphin will still always be known as Johnson though

andkon on Jun 23 @ 01:47 wrote

And boy will there be many mishaps!

Harpoon on Jun 23 @ 00:56 wrote

Man, i loved Paddington Bear. According to Wikipedia, his story goes like this:

This gentle bear was found at Paddington in London. In the first story, he is found there by the Brown family sitting on a suitcase with a note attached to his coat which reads "Please look after this bear. Thank you." He has arrived as a stowaway coming from "Darkest Peru", sent by his Aunt Lucy. He tells them that no one can understand his Peruvian name, so the Browns decide to call him Paddington.

They take him home to 32 Windsor Gardens near Portobello Road, and the stories follow Paddington's adventures and mishaps in England.

andkon on Jun 22 @ 23:59 wrote

No, I'm not saying that all are harmless (although NONE OF THEM had connections to 9/11), but that's beside the point. The United States likes to use the evil of others as a pretense to invade countries for its own selfish purposes. Yeah, Saddam is a bad guy, but that doesn't mean invading his oil-soaked country is the only option.

I'm merely correcting your *completely* inaccurate statements. I find it frustrating that this discourse follows this basic trend:

Nate: Hitler liked to murder puppies by suffocating them.
Andkon: No, he didn't.
Nate: Are you saying the Holocaust never happened?

Here's a fun video for everyone: http://tinyurl.com/qf9wv

And here's a list of arguments that don't work: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logical_fallacies

Nate-Dawg on Jun 22 @ 23:49 wrote

So are you saying all 3 of those countries are totally harmless and innocent and had no one linked to the 9/11 terrorist attacks? Thats far-fetched to say the least!

andkon on Jun 22 @ 23:03 wrote

The Israeli ally stuff is total nonsense: they don't send troops to anywhere and the intelligence they share is godawful, the whole WMD and dubious al-Qaeda links in Iraq. The only reason the US is allied with Israel is because they buy our weapons, which in turn produces more terrorists for them. It's that simple.

And get your facts straight, or preferably not from CNN/Fox News/Bullshit:

Iraq has never threathened to attack the United States: Saddam was our dear ally until 1991, including when the US government turned a blind eye to his genocide. Even after a brutal sanctions regime that has killed hundreds of thousands through starvation after the Gulf War according to the UN, Iraq has not threathened America. That's the real surprise.

Syria has never threathened to attack the United States, although we did overthrow their democratically elected government in 1949, which is the reason why they have a hostile government today.

Iran has never threathened to attack the United States, even though we overthrew their democratic government and installed a dictator which then led to Islamic Revolution. The President of Iran has said he wants to wipe Israel off the map, but that's not America and that's an altogether different story. Stop conflating and confusing things.

Nate-Dawg on Jun 22 @ 22:50 wrote

Israel is a good ally becuase they have always been on our side and they share nuclear and other bomb intelligence with us. They also have a good record for never threating to attack an Allied country, or actually attacking an allied country like other Middle Eastern countries have including Iraq, Iran, Syria, and others.

andkon on Jun 22 @ 21:02 wrote

Here's a good page answering 9/11 and "why do they hate us":

http://www.isometry.com/usahate.html

http://tinyurl.com/m6jyy

andkon on Jun 22 @ 21:01 wrote

Nate, can you stop foaming at the mouth like some rabid dog? Thanks. Just because facts shatter the fantasy reality as presented by the "liberal" media (owned by some of biggest weapons manufacturers in the world) does not mean you have to be completely irrational. You're merely asserting things like a bigot repeating lies that were told to him. You're no different than the overpaid talking heads on TV spouting their bullshit without any evidence.

Why are terrorists any different than other criminals? Why should an ineffective strategy be pursued against terrorists that ends up creating more terrorists? Why is the 200,000 too high? If bombing terrorists works, why are over 2500 soldiers dead and over ten thousand injured? Why should we stay in Iraq despite the fact that Iraqis don't want us there?

If there was a serial killer loose in NYC, you would not bomb the state he came from. You would not bomb the neighborhood he hides in. You would not indiscrimantely kill those around him. So why do that to terrorists know that it will create MORE TERRORISTS?

These are of course questions you won't answer and just continue on with spouting your pre-canned responses that you've lapped up like a good doggie from your mindless CNN, Fox News, and all that bullshit. Tens of thousands of civilians and thousands of soldiers will die, but surely you'll still be waving your flag and screaming "BOMB BOMB BOMB IT WORKS!!!"

And what does the Holocaust have anything to do with Iraq, me or even Arabs? Have you blown a fuse in your brain or something? And instead of smearing me as anti-Semitic, could you tell us how Israel is a good ally? You've avoided that question for a while now.

Nate-Dawg on Jun 22 @ 20:30 wrote

Terrorists are worse than serial killers and you have to do more to stop them, such as bombing until they die, you can't just send in minimal forces and let them get wiped out by the terrorists. Also as I have said before civilian deaths happen in every war and there isn't even close to 200,000 yet in this war. That number is way to high with no realistic evidence. Whatever Bush does you'll say he should have done the opposite no matter what, thats so true about liberals, they can't accept the truth! Also if civilian casualties is such a huge thing to you, you Anti-Semitism freak, you would care more about the millions of Jews who were murdered in World War II. So stop bashing the people who are just trying to survive all the hatred of them around the world, especially now by Arabs.

andkon on Jun 22 @ 04:41 wrote

It'll change with each strip, kinda like with the dolphin.

red meat on Jun 22 @ 04:22 wrote

Pedro Blows huh. So it's not peruvian beaver. Dammit. I was so confident I was right too.

red meat on Jun 22 @ 04:21 wrote

......Which is why it's so funny. Where the hell is your sense of humor man!

andkon on Jun 22 @ 03:45 wrote

So, if a serial killer happened to be in your neighborhood, it'd be okay for the police to indiscriminately launch missiles into your neighborhood? Would it be okay for them to drop 500lb bombs on houses?

There's a big difference between ACCIDENTAL and CARELESS. Accidentally running over someone with a car is not murder, but even that's usually called manslaughter. If you do it 200000 times, what would you call it? If there was a driver who ran over 200000 people would you tell everyone to "deal with it" since accidents happen all the time?

So why can't terrorists be hunted down with minimal amount of violence against civilians if equally dangerous serial killers are? Is it because then terrorism could not be used as a *pretense* to invade countries with favorable geographic positions and natural resources we want for ourselves?

The facts are simple: 1) War is an ineffective way to fight against terrorism. As your link shows, al-Qaeda is actually emboldened and in no way put back by death of its leader in Iraq. 2) Regular means of catching criminals are not used because such ways do not require massive invasions that could overtake an entire country and its resources.

Nate-Dawg on Jun 22 @ 03:34 wrote

So you are saying the US military is fighting with terrorism? Accidental innocent civilian deaths happen in all wars... deal with it...