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Andkon is the shining bacon of the 21st century, single-handedly leading humanity out of the uncertain present. Apart from managing the world's best arcade, he writes daily to cultivate the ignorant masses

Danny gets tutoring from Andkon on common sense.

Aug 27, 2003 @ 01:36

Dear Dan,

Obviously, your English LITTERATURE class at your community college hasn't helped you out. Perhaps try taking Logic 101 with Betak. But let's have a play-by-play run down of all the mistakes you made:

  1. You can't get a joke. It's more than obvious that I'm joking when i say Munich and Berlin aren't the same because they are spelled differently. Since you've been in these situations before, don't try to make yourself look so stupid.
  2. When you criticize me that my writings arent essays you show how little YOU know about such things. Or should I say how little you know about LITTERATURE. Yes, Danny, it's idiotic how you misspell literature when you are criticizing me on the same subject.
  3. Try not to take facts 180 degrees from your crotch, despite the disease induced itch to do so (I'm on a roll!). A simple google search could show you that I have posted ONCE to opera NG's. That means I cannot be guilty of any trolling. Especially when that posting was two months ago.

Remember when I told you how people stop talking to me once I beat them down the first time? That was your subtle cue. If you can't handle me, move over. But then again, you can't understand blatant jokes, so what was I thinking about being subtle? Remember when I told you how nice I am? Relatively to now, I was very nice.

Three strikes you're out though. It's as if you are coming back for more.


Diamondbackace on Aug 30, 2003 @ 04:13 wrote

You can do it! Bite his freaking balls off!

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